Quizzard of Oz

I just found this on a complete stranger's blog. I found her because she and I are the only ones on Blogger who list "park hopping" as an interest.

• My uncle once: moved his entire family from Connecticut to London
• Never in my life: have I smoked a cigarette
• When I was five: I was in first grade at a Catholic school, even though I'm not Catholic
• High School was: busy and wonderful
• I once met: Wil Wheaton. He was eating at the restaurant where I worked. I handed him a piece of french silk pie.
• There's this girl I know who is: the mother of three beautiful daughters
• Once, at a bar: my friend Meg and I had a contest to see who could pinch the most guys' butts as they walked past. There's a reason I never really went to bars that much!
• By noon I'm usually: awake
• Last night I listened to: the never-ending drone of complaining co-workers
• Next time I go to church: won't be very soon
• When I turn my head left: I see an old computer
• When I turn my head right: I see family pictures on the side of the fridge
• My birthday is in this many days: 66...I think
• If I was a character written by Shakespeare: I'd be a saucy wench
• By this time next year: I'll hopefully have my name on a mortgage
• A better name for me would be: Jamilyn. I really wish I had changed it when I got married
• I have a hard time understanding: some of my non-English-speaking co-workers
• When/if I ever go back to school I'll: actually try
• You know I like you if: I make fun of you
• If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: "the academy," followed by my Mom, Scott, and Jenn Molea (because I once promised her I'd thank her if I won an Oscar or Emmy)
• Take my advice: it's never ok to lie...or hit -- I say this a lot when I babysit
• My ideal breakfast is: biscuits & gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon, and hashbrown casserole (also known as the Old Timer's Breakfast at Cracker Barrel)
• If you visit my hometown: stop at WaWa and get an American hoagie
• If you spend the night at my house: bring an air mattress...we're sofa shopping right now
• I'd stop my wedding if: my groom made some big impromptu speech that lead to a moment of awkward silence because I wasn't prepared with the same. **coughcarolcough**
• I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat the whole thing
• My favorite blonde is: me! I'm my own biggest fan
• Paper clips are more useful than: rubber bands.
• If I do anything well, it's: sarcasm
• And by the way: it's only 66 days till my birthday...time to get shopping!