Ha Ha Ha

My score was lower than Scott's (51%)

I am 45% Asshole/Bitch.

I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.

Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
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(pardon the bad words... I didn't write 'em)

Quack!

You Are Duck

Exotic and unusual, you are a bit of a rare bird - literally. You're known for being soft and succulent, though at times you can be a bit greasy.

What Kind of Meat Are You?

Muppet Show!

I took this quiz in honor of my manager John the Cajun Shrimp... erm Pepe the King Prawn. Sadly, I don't think that Pepe was one of the answers.

You Are Miss Piggy

A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it. You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less. You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way. Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!

The Muppet Personality Test

...of course, according to this quiz, my "dream man" is Rizzo the Rat! I doubt Piggy would go for him though.

Surprise! Rizzo the Rat is your dream man. He has a healthy appetite and a keen sense of fun. I'm certain you two would have a fabulous time together

Star Wars

I can't remember if I've done this one before, but here it is...

Your results:
You are Chewbacca
Sure you're tall and hairy, but you've got heart!

Click here to take the Star Wars Personality Quiz

Sunday Seven - 5-7-06

Play along at Patrick's Weekender

Name seven foods in your kitchen (including your refrigerator or freezer) or pantry that you could prepare as a meal in less than ten minutes.

1. Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
2. Hot dogs
3. Ramen noodles
4. Crispix (breakfast is a meal, right?)
5. Campbell's soup
6. Oatmeal
7. Refried beans (add cheese & tortillas for instant burritos)

Brain Waves

Your Brain's Pattern

Your mind is a multi dimensional wonderland, with many layers. You're the type that always has multiple streams of thought going. And you can keep these thoughts going at any time. You're very likely to be engaged in deep thought - and deep conversation.

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

Four Things

My mom tagged me with this in an e-mail. If you're reading it, consider yourself tagged too!

Don't tell me stuff I already know, surprise me!!! For instance, did you know...............

Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Ran a TV movie channel
2. Introducer of a 3D movie
3. Answerer of stupid questions (current)
4. Babysitter of the three best kids ever (proof of that whole "absence makes the heart grow fonder" thing)

Four movies I would watch over and over:
1. Princess Bride
2. Monsters Inc.
3. Ever After
4. The American President

Four places I have lived:
1. Philadelphia, PA
2. Lauderhill, FL
3. Medford, NJ
4. State College, PA

Four TV shows I love to watch:
1. American Idol (go CHRIS!!!)
2. Desperate Housewives
3. Grey's Anatomy
4. The Daily Show

Four places I have been on vacation:
1. Nassau, the floating ghetto
2. Jackson Hole, WY
3. Loch Ness
4. Vermont (whose idea WAS that?)

Four Web sites I visit daily:
1. Diary of the Food Whore
2. Adventures in Juggling
3. Re-Imagineering
4. The Blog of Darwin Matthews
yes, they're all blogs. so?

Four Pet-Peeves:
1. People who expect me to be able to give them directions based on "I just passed Denny's."
2. E-mail forwards that begin with "if you love your country/God/me, pass this on."
3. People who only remember they have family in Orlando when they want cheap theme park tickets
4. ?

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Butternut squash soup (Woflgang Puck Cafe)
2. mac n cheese (any except velveeta)
3. Chicken pesto sandwich (Bucca)
4. arroz con frijoles negros (yellow rice & black beans)

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. snorkeling in the bahamas
2. Yellowstone
3. Alaska
4. in bed

You've been tagged. so here it goes...delete my answers, replace with your own and post your answers or e-mail on to other friends!